Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Dear Diary - I cannot believe that former Vice-President Dick Cheney tried to crash a White House state dinner in honor of Portugal's President Joey Maracas.

Luckily my very capable Vice-President Joe Biden saw what was transpiring and he took charge of the situation. Old Dicky boy is lucky that Biden didn't have the secret service agents hand him over to the D.C. police.

He said he was lonely. Well I'm sure he is feeling guilty as hell about lying his butt off about those so-called weapons of mass destruction that were nothing but GOP BS.

President Obama