Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 21 July 2013
Dear Diary - I'm getting a lot of pressure from a lot of folks to put an embargo on traveling to Florida. And even though I feel that it would be justified, I cannot do it for legal reasons.
Now one thing that I and others can do is to make statements asking that American citizens stop eating oranges and drinking lemonade and grapefruit juice from the Plywood State.
We can also stop going to the Miami Marlins baseball games, of course with the next-to-the-last worst record in all of baseball (35-60)that's already pretty much happening already.
President B. Obama
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