Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Dear Diary - I think that I may have worked out a deal that will bring Edward Snowden from Russia to the United States.

Putin said that he will let me have Snowden in exchange for Kobe Bryant and Metta World Peace.

I will be calling up Lakers owner Jeanie Buss as soon as I finish making this diary entry.

President Obama