Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

Dear Diary - Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife are sure two really nice people. Michelle and I had them over for a White House backyard barbecue and the four of us hit it off pretty well.

The Chapman's Duane and Beth sure do look mean but deep down inside they are super nice folks.

Dog told me that if I say the word he will go to Russia and capture and bring Edward Snowden back to America.

I looked at my new pal and simply said, "word."

-President Barack Obama