Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Dear Diary - I think that I am going to take Salvatore Goombalini up on his offer to capture Edward Snowden and return him to the United States.

Sal told me that he wants to do it as a patriotic gesture. I know that Mr. Goombalini is a true American who just handles his family restaurant supply business a little bit differently than other folks.

I have been told that now that Eddie Snowden has been made Russia's Director of Computers, my good old pal Vlady Putin is pumping him up for all kinds of information.

I do not want Snowden yapping anyway any Obama family secrets that are no ones business but Michelle's and mine.

President Barack Obama

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