Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Dear Diary - I bet on the Dallas Cowboys to beat the Miami Dolphins in the Hall of Fame game and I won $650.

Michelle asked me what I was going to do with it. I told her that I'm giving half of it to her and the other $400 I'm donating to the Obamacare Fund.

I would have bet more but I lent Joey (Biden) $200 the day before.

President Obama