Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Dear Diary - Well we're off to Martha's Vineyard for yet another vacation. One of the things that I love about being president is that my family and I can take as many vacations as we want and no one will say a word.

One GOP senator made some kind of sarcastic remark and I instructed the IRS to audit his income tax returns for the past five years.

Another one said that it must be nice to vacation all over the world. I have left word that he is not to set foot on the White House property and if he does, he is to be arrested for trespassing.

I am going to show these GOPers exactly how powerful their president really is.

President B. Obama