Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 June 2013

Dear Diary - Regarding phone conversations, I have told everyone that I have never, ever listened to anyone's private, personal calls.

Well except that one time back in March, when I overheard Malia talking to some boy named Billy, who has red hair, freckles, and knows the words to all of Justin Bieber's songs.

But let me just say that, that was unintentional. I really did not hear anything that I was not supposed to hear. And Michelle totally agrees with me on that.

President Barack Obama