Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Dear Diary - Looks like vacation time for me. I'm gonna get my honey Michelle and the two first kiddoes and we're taking Air Force One somewhere.
I can go anywhere in the world that I feel like it. But on this trip the choice is strictly up to the first mama.
She can pick Dubai, Rome, Paris, Rio de Janeiro - it don't really matter to me.
I have already briefed Vice-President Joe Biden and I made it perfectly clear that he is not use the red phone or push any of the color coded buttons on my desk.
President Barack Obama