Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Dear Diary -

I see that Mitt "Old Mittens" Romney has won the New Hampshire caucus.

I figured he would since he used to be the governor of Massachusetts which was next door.

Joe Biden told me that my best chances would be against Romney because most of the American people do not want a president with the name of Mitt no more than they would like one named Skippy, Bubba, or Beaver.

President Barack Obama