Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Sad to see my friend Nicolas Sarkozy has been beaten in the French General Election.

The winner is called Francois Hollande - or Frankie Nederlands as I have nicknamed him. Gotta have a sense of humor in this job.

Sarkozy will now be able to spend more time with his supermodel wife Angela. At least she still has a job - as Chancellor of Germany.