Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Feb 16th

Dear Diary,

That Chinese Vice President thinks he's got two big hot egg rolls bossing me around.

I had to be friendly but I hated saying "So Solly" about not paying our bills.

He even offered jobs for Americans building railroads in China.

American navies indeed.

Of course....I could put Joe Biden in charge and get him out from under foot.

Hmmmmm.

PRESIDENT OSAMA 'NOBEL-PRIZE-WINNER' OBAMA