Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Dear Diary -

Well Joey Biden and I have placed a bet to see which of the GOPers is the next to drop out of the race.

Of course he and I aren't quite like Mitt "Moneybag$" Romney and we don't make no $10,000 bet but we do get into it.

I bet him a double meat cheeseburger that Jon Huntsman is the next one to drop out and he bet me a double meat cheeseburger that Rick Santorum will drop out next.

No matter who wins, I was sho glad to see that Minnesota bitch get her ass outta da picture. Man da skank was a downright pest.

President Obama