Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

I love my native Kenya more than America and I am sl glad that loads of gullible Americans thought I would make a great President as they have no idea I am an illegal alien and my Presidency is illegal.

ALso I eat food that turns my poop into stink bombs, so whenever I poop in the White House toilet, I stink up the whole White House but no one has any idea it's me, I always blamed it on Secret Service agents since I hate them for always spying on me.

I hope to stink up USA before the Tea Party votes me out of office.


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