Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I just read that the funky, jive-ass hairdoed Donald "The Cracker" Trump has decided not to run for president.

I kinda wish he had run so that I could have kicked his honky ass from Manhattan to Mobile and over to Modesto.

Guess I'll just have to settle for kicking old "Crosshairs" Palin's butt.

Either way...I'm gonna win and that's what I'm talkin' about.

President B. Obama