Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Monday, 23 May 2011
Dear Diary -
I'm visiting Ireland but one of my assistants (Joe Biden) has just told me that there's a volcano in Iceland that has erupted and it is spewing all kinds of friggin volcanic ash into the sky.
I have to get everyone ready so that we can get on Air Force One and as Marshal Matt Dillon used to say, "Get da hell outta Dodge"
I know Michelle and the girls will be upset since they didn't get to do all of the shopping they wanted but hey...I am the president.
President B. Obama.
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