Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 April 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it appears that old "Hairdo From Hell" is at it again.

This time Donald Trump has offered $1 million to see my birth certificate.

Hell, I might just let the paleface looking SOB see it so that I can take the cool one mil and put it in Malia and Sasha's college fun.

Yeah. Trumpster has played right into my hands, just like my lovely woman, Michelle said he would.

President B. Obama