Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Michelle asked me "Why are there no black royals?" I had to laugh. "Sweetheart", I told her, "royals make it to the top my being clever, not by positive descrimination".
Wrong thing to say. Boy she had a sharp fingernail tonight. I'm going to have to use some of her cottonwool in my jocks for a while.
The queen, she goes out in an open topped carriage, I need 8 inches of steel plate to protect me. Why??
Dear diary, some things I'll never understand.
I mustn't forget to send some more yankee dollars back to Kenya.
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