Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Michelle asked me "Why are there no black royals?" I had to laugh. "Sweetheart", I told her, "royals make it to the top my being clever, not by positive descrimination".

Wrong thing to say. Boy she had a sharp fingernail tonight. I'm going to have to use some of her cottonwool in my jocks for a while.

The queen, she goes out in an open topped carriage, I need 8 inches of steel plate to protect me. Why??

Dear diary, some things I'll never understand.

I mustn't forget to send some more yankee dollars back to Kenya.