Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Today, I announced to the American people and to the people of the world, including Alaska, Arizona, and Wisconsin, that I have had Osama Bin Laden shot.

Today, my popularity rating went up from 47 percent all the up to 97 percent.

And Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and the rest of the GOP bitches can kiss my presidential half-black, half-white ass!

President Barack Obama