Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Dear Diary -

I am sick and tired of all of these GOP pundits hating on me and constantly criticizing me for everything that I do.

Now they are all upset because I am taking the "First Mama" and the "First Kiddoes" on a trip down to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

It is a business trip but the haters, members of the GOP think that it is a trip of pleasure.

Well you know what - every last one of them sons-of-bitches can kiss my half-black Kenyan ass.

Barry Obama