Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am glad to say that all of that friggin BS about my birth certificate has finally died down.

I swear it seems like that 'birthing' bunch of no accounts had nothing better to do than to worry about where the heck I was born.

I mean really. Does it really effen matter if I was born in Hawaii, Kenya, Norway, China, or even Detroit for goodness sake.

I had the FBI check up on Sarah Palin and they found out that old "Snowflake" was actually born in Russia.

So What? She's still one dumb stupid ass GOP moose ambushing broad, who doesn't know the difference between Indiana and Indonesia.

Well, I gotta go. American Idol is getting ready to start. Wow, that J.Lo is sure one hot Latin enchilada! Mmmm-Mmmm!

The President