Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 June 2010

My dear oil-soaked American diary - I'm ass-kicking angry!

That British-BP-hugging-bitch-queen sends her dumb-ass oil drillers to MY beautiful country and fills MY sea with crude oil!

I'm just gonna have to put the British royal family under house arrest until they clear up the mess.

They just gotta git used to how much power I have.

Gee, the limey bastards can't even win a football match.

Anyway that's all for now my fellow Americans there is more ass to kick and the Simpsons has just started!