Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 27 June 2010

Today's To Do List (from the desk of Premier Obama):

1. Look for a new way to disarm our border patrol.
2. Compliment Mexican President Calderon and insult our country again.
3. Try to find another method of suing Arizona for actually enforcing the Constitution.
4. Stock the Supreme Court so that they can quickly overturn the Constitution.
5. Remember to bow down and face Mecca at prayer time.
6. Make Michelle wear the burkha again (her face is just getting more homely each day).
7. The California welfare recipients are spending their money in casinos. Find out a way to buy and control the casinos.
8. Massachusetts is giving free condoms to first graders. WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND MY 72 VIRGINS IF THE SIX YEAR OLDS GET BIRTH CONTROL!!!
9. Find out how many more generals I need to fire before we get down to Gomer Pyle running the war.
10. Find out why Larry King is still alive. Hasn't he been on a death squad list for a while now?