Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 July 2010

I, Barack Hussein Obama, admit that I pray to toilets 10 times a day, I am also scheming to make it mandatory for every single household in America to have a picture of me on the wall, any American who refuses will be prosecuted for treason.

Furthermore I proclaim myself President for life, anyone who tries to fight this in court will be deported to a Chinese labor camp for re-education, by the way I was born in Kenya so I admit that I was illegally elected President but I don't care because I have suspended the constitution, I am above all the laws of the United States of America, all Americans are required to join my party the Socialist Democratic Workers party or these following allied parties: The Communist Party of USA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Council on American Islamic Relations, or The Sharia Law party all other parties whether they be Judeo-Christian Republicans, Libertarians, Constitution, Reform, National Rifle Association, Right to Life, Independent and ect, are all illegal and anyone belonging to any of these illegal parties will be arrested immediately, and prosecuted without a Jury Trial before a Judge that belongs to my Civilian Defense Corps, they will have to switch to one of my allowed parties or be subject to imprisonment, there will be no exceptions either.

Sincerely
Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Laden


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