Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 June 2010

i can't believe it. the press are so stupid. they asked me my plans for America. Do they think I'll share it so that john McCain can pick them apart like an ant does through a pack of peanuts. gee! they are in for a surprise. All i gave them was my wife's gym class schedule along with Lady gaga's this months party list. let them pore over them with McCain. got to go. my secretary is signaling that president of India is waiting for me