Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

There's a stupid billboard up somewhere with Bush's picture on it and the word's "Miss Me Yet?"

I think I'll order in a tactical strike and blow it up. I can do that because I'm the President now.

I should also order a strike on the FOX News headquarters. Screw the free press....I'm taking away all of their rights anyway.

That Glenn Beck just turned 46. I'll make sure that he never gets to 47. Just gotta make sure that he's in the FOX building when the bombs hit.

When I was a kid, I used to play with G.I. Joes (well, we called them Jihad Abduls). Now, I command the real soldiers. That's fun!!!!