Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 September 2012

Liverpool 0 Arsenal 2

Our first league win of the season will keep the media off my back for a while. Two goals from my new recruits Podolski and Carzorla.

Record so far is Won 1 Drew 2 Lost 0 - For 2 Against 0. Points 5.
Nuri Sahin made his first appearance for Liverpool and was subbed on the hour, probably regretting choosing Anfield over the Emirates now.

And my message for the Liverpool fans - 1 point from 3 games and only two strikers on the books after the transfer window closed on Friday 'calm down, calm down'