Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 12 May 2012

On-loan Sunderland striker Nicklas Bendtner, 24, wants a new challenge away from parent club Arsenal according to today's Daily Mirror.

I've got news for him. He's going to get it. The self proclaimed 'best striker in the world' feels he can play for one of the biggest teams in the world. Like Real Madrid or Barcelona.

He'd be lucky to make the Athletico Madrid squad (they've just won the Europa League beating fellow Spaniards Athletico Bilbao in the final) or Barcelona B who play in the division below La Liga.

Come to think of it, he'd struggle to make Barcelona 'C'

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