Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 May 2012

Simon Cowell asked me to be a judge on Britain's Got Talent, but I had to turn it down.

The auditions ran from January to March, and the live show April to may, so it would have clashed with the football season at Arsenal. I would have been head judge - sitting inbetween Amanda and Alesha - a nice triple AAA sandwich!

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