Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

Tomorrows home match with Norwich will be my 900th in charge of Arsenal.

Wow! It seems like only yesterday that i strolled into the canteen to meet the players eating their calorie loaded egg bacon and sausage rolls, and Tony Adams - Heineken can in hand - bellowed out "who the effing hell are you?"

Still, some great memories along the way - pizza fights and Premier league titles, FA Cups, European Final, The undefeated season - leaving Highbury, moving to the Emirates. Roll on game 1,000!

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