Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

Charitable donors paid out a cool £20,000 for a private dinner with me at Arsenals annual charity ball.

It's not clear yet who chooses the restaurant - me or the auction winner.. There's a nice subway in East Finchley, toilets, Classic FM on the radio and a nice view of the library.

I just hope if the auction winner chooses, we don't have to go to McDonalds.