Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

So Nicolas Sarkozy has lost the French Presidency to Francois Hollande.

Sarkozy may well have a trophy wife in supermodel Carla Bruni, but only managed to hold the top job for 4 years. I have held the top job at Arsenal for 16 years - 900 matches to be precise after last weekend.

I should be the next President of France. But I would have to run the country from Colney, the Arsenal training ground. My job here is not finished.