Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 May 2012

My assistant manager Pat Rice is retiring at the end of the season.

His favourite catchphrase when discussing tactics with me and the players is 'The P.Rice is Right' Oh hw we laughed - the first time.

But who to replace him? Steve Bould or Tony Adams.
Bould is already doing great stuff coaching the youth team here.

Tony Adams has seen relegation with every club he has managed. Hmmm, tough choice...

There is only one P.Rice - and for that reason I will not be giving the job to Katie Price aka Jordan.

She has no coaching badges - has never played the game professionally - and would almost certainly keep the players out later at night like she did with Dwight Yorke, Jake Nicholson and Steve Watts...