Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Well, the season is about to start and we still have some players undecided as to whether or not they are staying with the club.
Cesc Fabregras and Samir Nasri are getting itchy feet.

I want to keep them both but we will have to wait and see.

If this kind of unsettling behaviour from players hair will be pure white very soon...

I continue to get fan mail - apparently the English find my accent sexy. I enjoy the compliments from the women but it's the letters from the male fans I feel a little strange about. Oh, I'm not homophobic - but when it's directed at ME personally....that's a whole other situation to fathom.

Well I must go and see the lads.

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