Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 November 2009

Dear Diary,

I am beginning to fear you are the only one reading this. I do not have a clue why that surprises me, seeing as you are my personal diary.

This weekend when the talentless Ancelloti and Ferguson draw, we can get into an even better position. The man from Spurs, the Irishman man from Aston villa, the welshman at Man City and big boned benitez, who's name was only just worthy enough to be put on paper, will not know what has hit them.

Cesc is till not talking to me. The most he will do is raise his hand if I ask if he needs a lift home. I am not worried about this affecting his performance on the pitch. He is simply all the worlds footballing quality (player wise) in some small package.

I do not know much about this man Kroenke, but I fear if he is as rich as Ambramovich or the Dubai Consortium he will ruin this club. I've said it many times. All that big new signings do is hold back the great young talent you already have.

The young talent players have great potential. The only downside to this plan is, once they fulfil their potential they want to leave.

I will have to think this problem through more clearly when I am back in the office.

Till next time

A. WENGER (O.B.E)

Dictated but not read