Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 September 2008

I saw her in the mall today. She was so hot!!

I followed her and watched through the window as she went into Victoria's Secret. She was holding different bras and panties up against herself and looking in the mirrors. I think she found something she liked because she admired it the longest. She left without buying anything.

Five minutes later, I went in the store and bought it for her. Do you know how embarrasing it is to go into that place and buy stuff? Thank God none of the guys saw me.

I was going to put the stuff outside her house in a box or mail it to her or something. I wrote this note like 50 times on the computer, but deleted it every time.

Before I give her the stuff, I'll have to wash it first. The panties are kind of sticky now.

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