Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 September 2008

Tanya came and sat with me at lunch today. I think she really wants "something" cuz she kept eating carrot sticks and celery sticks in a suggestive way. It was kind of like that scene in that old movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

Then, she whipped out this lollipop and really licked it to death.

One problem...well, two actually. Tanya doesn't have much going for her upstairs (and I'm not talking about brains).

I wonder how old a girl has to be to get implants. Maybe I should ask her about that tomorrow.

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