Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 September 2008

I hate school! I'm never going again!

Today, Mr. Black called me up to do some of his "chalkboard work." Linda was sitting in the front row and was wearing a low cut top and a short skirt.

Two problems with that: when she bent over to get her book out of her backpack, I saw most of her boobs (and I think a little bit of nipple). Then, as she settled back into place, I saw right up her dress and she was wearing lacey pink panties!

Sproing! I had my own pointer to aim at the chalkboard.

I couldn't hide it or turn around or anything. I turned beet red and ran out of the classroom.

No wonder Mr. Black stays behind his desk all of the time. I'd have a woody all of the time too if I got to look up Linda's dress every day.

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