Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 September 2008

I'm getting really nervous about Linda from my history class. I spent over $30 dollars buying her this lacey stuff from Victoria's Secret yesterday, and now I don't know if I should give it to her.

How should I do it? Through the mail? Snuck into her locker? Leave it on her desk?

It might embarsass her to open it in front of the whole class where everyone could see it's panty stuff. If I send it to her house, her parents might get upset.

Maybe if I asked her out first, I could give it to her on a date. I could have a package with me and give them to her then.

First thing is to even speak to her. Every time I look at her, I get tongue tied and get a huge boner. I've got one now just thinking about her.

I guess I'm off to the bathroom again.

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