Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 October 2003

I can't believe I have another year of bloody school to go!!

Half of these people are morons, and the other half are the students. ;)

I watched that bloke on the telly though, the other night, doing that Russian Roulette thing. It was clearly a scam - fixed by the TV people or whatever. I can think of a few people I'd like to try doing Russian Roulette. My Dad for starters.

I swear that my Dad is evil. He never lets me go out and do my own thing, wear my own clothes. Plus he's totally stopped my pocket money for like 10 years when he caught me smoking. Bastard.

Anyway, when I do get some money I'm going to buy a real boss leather jacket like Neo wears in the Matrix. Then I'll rock. I might try and get a real gun, too so that I can play a 'game' or two with my dad.

Nighty night.

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