Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

My parents forced me to go to school today. They wanted to know why I didn't want to go and I just couldn't tell them the truth. I did tell them that I got embarrased in class, but told them that it was because I farted in front of everyone. How can you tell your Mom that your dick was trying to poke a hole through the front of your pants because Linda's tits and panties flipped your switch?

Almost everyone giggled when I walked into the room, and some of the girls turned a little red. I felt two inches tall; even my Johnson seemed to shrink three sizes.

After class, Tanya told me that I shouldn't be ashamed of myself. She told me that I should ignore them and be proud of what I had. She also said that it was the nicest compliment that anyone had ever given her.

Tanya! A compliment from me! She sits next to Linda, but I wasn't looking at her.

If she likes what I've got, maybe I should start looking at her.

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