Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 November 2003

I'm really feeling happy today. So happy that I had to draw a picture of me, a gun, and a whole pile of blood.

In case you can't tell I was being sarcastic. I'm totally hacked off. I bought a new game today and my mom said I can't play it until I've done my assignments. First off I thought she was joking. I'm 17 for Christ's sake! But she wasn't joking...she's a petty minded frog who lives just to kick me when I'm down.

Anyway, the game I bought is called Max Payne 2. I feel like Max Payne sometimes...his name is sooo cool. Maximum Pain. That's me, too. :(

Take care, bozos.

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