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Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

Funny story: Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

While being too sick to contemplate, our news desk was forced to move forward with this exciting news event. Innocent bystanders fell victim to indecent exposure by two recent newsliners Paul and Lohan.

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Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Funny story: Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul, exasperated that the right-wingers gave him middle-fingers in Iowa, has taken out his rage on the citizens of New York, and has vowed vengeance against those that stymied his attempts at the presidency.

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Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"

Funny story: Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"

Ron Paul, upset by recent events in Iowa, uncharacteristically blew off steam towards what he calls his "supporters" by screaming various vulgarities at right-leaning supporters - for example "You F*cking Closet Democrats", "...

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Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation

Funny story: Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation

The population of the planet Earth has had statisticians and other officials concerned about the future. The planet being only so big, there are finite resources available to feed everyone.

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Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

Funny story: Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

The timeless classic - auto racing - is garnering more and more fans as time goes on, and often these same rabid fans overlook some of the simple yet crucial things that go into this highly charged sport.

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Army Anxious About New Positions Available

Funny story: Army Anxious About New Positions Available

January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...

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US Military To Be Outsourced to India

The U.S., in response to incredible financial pressure from the Congress, has decided to offshore outsource it's military machine and all of the manpower required to manage it.

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Mars Not Really A Planet

Funny story: Mars Not Really A Planet

NASA released the results of it's 'Operation Other Planet' study today, confirming scientist's worst fears the world over: Mars is not really a planet.

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Polar Bears Blamed for Global Warming

Funny story: Polar Bears Blamed for Global Warming

The intense debate over Mother Earth's atmosphere and the effects from global warming is rattled off of it's scientifically firm foundation with this most recent study by Lukoil.

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Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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