Written by Honcho McLopez
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Topics: Ron Paul

Sunday, 6 January 2008

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Vote Paul - Asshole!

Ron Paul, upset by recent events in Iowa, uncharacteristically blew off steam towards what he calls his "supporters" by screaming various vulgarities at right-leaning supporters - for example "You F*cking Closet Democrats", "Communist Ass-pounder Bastards", and other one-liners meant presumably to vent his frustrations at the crowd.

Ron's recent Internet fund-raising activities, while affording him untold luxuries and opulent purchases of fine art and cigars, really held no pull for the aspiring presidential candidate, and indeed reinforced that no matter how much money you have: you can still be a dickhead, disloyal to your original political party, and people generally refuse to be bullshitted.

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