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Funny story: Indicators to be optional on new Fords

Indicators to be optional on new Fords

Car manufacturers Ford have bowed to mounting pressure and finally agreed to make indicators an optional extra on all cars produced for the UK market from 1st September this year.
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Funny story: Britney Spears has Alzheimer's

Britney Spears has Alzheimer's

Britney Spears's friend and confidante, Wal Astoria, has revealed that Britney is suffering from Alzheimer's, a disease more often associated with elderly people.
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Funny story: Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina

Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina

Top gynaecologist Dr Fanny Hole has hit out at the ignorance shown by the critics of Britney Spears's 'vagina' pictures.
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Funny story: Spice Girls reunion tour

Spice Girls reunion tour

The former girl group, the Spice Girls, have unfortunately been tempted out of retirement by the promise of £10 million each for a 25-date 'farewell' tour.
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Funny story: Sainsbury's to ban pensioners on Saturdays

Sainsbury's to ban pensioners on Saturdays

Following complaints from a large number of customers, supermarket giants Sainsbury's have decided to take the unprecedented step of banning pensioners from all of their superstores on Saturdays.
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Funny story: Petition in favour of chastity ring

Petition in favour of chastity ring

Boys at the school attended by virgin Lydia Playfoot have signed a petition urging the head teacher to allow Miss Playfoot to wear the ring.
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Funny story: Spoof points scandal

Spoof points scandal

Intrepid investigator John Digger has unearthed evidence that the points system on TheSpoof.com is being abused - by the writers themselves.
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace to be turned into holiday apartments

Buckingham Palace to be turned into holiday apartments

Ken Livingstone, mayor of London, has announced that Buckingham Palace is to be turned into luxury holiday apartments.
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Funny story: Exercise is bad for you

Exercise is bad for you

New evidence revealed today indicates that aerobic exercise can drastically shorten your life span. It claims that making your heart beat faster means that use you use up your life's quota of heartbeats quicker.
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Funny story: Queen to host BBC's Have I Got News For You

Queen to host BBC's Have I Got News For You

In an unusual move the BBC has announced that the first guest presenter of the next series of the popular television show Have I Got News For You, scheduled for the autumn, will be Her Majesty the Queen.
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Funny story: Dead bodies to be recycled

Dead bodies to be recycled

Along with the mounting concern over landfill sites rapidly running out of space comes a new worry that the same thing is happening to Britain's graveyards. Even though over 50% of the population choose to be cremated after death, approximately 3...
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Funny story: Motorways to have cycle lanes

Motorways to have cycle lanes

As a result of growing pressure from environmental groups to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, transport minister Dr Stephen Ladyman has announced plans to create cycle lanes on the whole of the UK's motorway network.
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Funny story: Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Close on the heels of the will-he, won't-he go to Iraq debacle comes an astonishing revelation from Prince Harry's closest friend, Everett Houghtonfeathers-Slobbersleigh, (pronounced Howley).
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Funny story: End of the road for God

End of the road for God

Following the recent abduction of Madeleine McCann in Portugal, and the ensuing fruitless prayer services, church leaders have finally admitted that God just isn't up to the job any more.
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Funny story: BA to introduce farting and non-farting flights

BA to introduce farting and non-farting flights

Airlines are well known to be significant contributors to global warming but what many people fail to realize is the not insignificant amount of greenhouse gas that's released when an aircraft's door is opened after landing and all the farts...
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Funny story: Queen breaks silence over royal split

Queen breaks silence over royal split

The Queen has finally broken her silence over the part she played in the recent break-up of the relationship between William and Kate Middleton.
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Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Budgerigars have long been a favourite pet, particularly amongst the elderly. They require little maintenance, and exercise themselves if you leave the cage door open.
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Funny story: Duracell fined in indecency case.

Duracell fined in indecency case.

Battery manufacturers Duracell were fined £4.28 for gross indecency at Kent Magistrates Court yesterday.
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