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Saturday, 23 June 2007

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Top gynaecologist Dr Fanny Hole has hit out at the ignorance shown by the critics of Britney Spears's 'vagina' pictures.

Said Dr Hole: "I've been biting my lip ever since the reports first started appearing but I can remain silent no longer. The ignorance of the population when it comes to the reproductive system is appalling. Miss Spears didn't flash her vagina at the photographers, she flashed her VULVA. There's a world of difference you know."

She likens the ignorance to that of people who believe that men have a 'prostrate' gland. "Some men even call it that!" She laughed.

Dr Hole went on to say that she was particularly upset that a lot of people calling Britney's vulva her vagina were women, who should know better.

Regardless of the correct nomenclature for the part of Britney's anatomy that was flashed, most men (and not a few women) who glimpsed it agreed that it was a mighty fine pussy.

Footnote:

That part of the male anatomy that is often mispronounced is in fact the prostate gland.

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