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Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...

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Junior High Student Expelled for Praying During Football Game

Funny story: Junior High Student Expelled for Praying During Football Game

EDISON, NJ - A thirteen year old female student at H. R. Clinton Junior High was expelled yesterday when a teacher overheard her praying loudly during a Wildcats football game. The young student was unceremoniously escorted away from the stadium and...

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"The New Soldier" Almost Victim of Burning Bush

Funny story: "The New Soldier" Almost Victim of Burning Bush

MINNEAPOLIS, Mn -President George W. Bush made the fourth stop on his People's Republican Party Book Burning tour today at the New Berlin Convention Center in Minneapolis, among thousands of supporters. In the past three cities, the Presid...

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Mattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie

Funny story: Mattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie

EL SEGUNDO, Ca - In a not-so-surprising move, Mattel executives unanimously rejected their marketing department's latest submission: Suicide Bomber Barbie. "This would surely become a political hot-potato," explained June Cabrini, Executi...

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John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

Funny story: John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- When Mike Myers called John Kerry and offered him a spot in his next Austin Powers movie, Kerry assumed it was going to be a cameo role. Little did he know that Myers and director Jay Roach had their eyes on Kerry for the lead role.

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Presidential Imposter Causes Furor at 9/11 Showing

Funny story: Presidential Imposter Causes Furor at 9/11 Showing

CRAWFORD, Tx - Crawford police released information today regarding an arrest made during the outdoor showing of Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 on July 27th. A man claiming to be President Bush apparently stormed through barriers enclosing the outd...

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Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...

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DUI Exposes Plan for Genetically Engineered Politicians

Funny story: DUI Exposes Plan for Genetically Engineered Politicians

BATHESDA, Md - Dr. Jamal Kuweeza, long-time surgeon at the Bethesda Naval Hospital, was arrested Sunday for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. During the investigation, police found a portfolio containing photos and papers pert...

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Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

Funny story: Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...

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New Dell CEO Given 72 Hours To Live

AUSTIN, Tx - Kevin Rollins, the newly appointed CEO of Dell, Inc., has reportedly been taken hostage by a group of displaced Dell technical support representatives just hours after his appointment. Following the annual stockholders' meeting Friday,...

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Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

Funny story: Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

WASHINGTON - Matt Drudge's ‘The Drudge Report' has long been hailed by right-wing conservatives as the definitive source for dirt on their liberal Democrat adversaries. With the release of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11', controversial film director Michael M...

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Chocolate Lovers Love Jesus

HERSHEY, PA - In a bold move today, The Hershey Company - well-known chocolateer - released a line of controversial candies in an effort to appeal to potential customers who feel the run-of-the-mill Hershey Bar is just a little too boring.

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Two Johns - No Waiting

SAN FRANCISCO - It seems that presumed Democratic presidential candidate, John Kerry, and his running mate, John Edwards aren't waiting for the honeymoon. In a rally near the San Francisco waterfront, the two Johns surprised supporters by engaging i...

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Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

Funny story: Clinton Book Sees Second Printing

WASHINGTON - Following the release of former President Bill Clinton's book, 'My Life', in June of this year, several watch-groups have reported a host of typographical errors. The book has enjoyed only marginal sales, despite the heavy m...

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Saddam Blames Tyrannical Reign on Childhood Accident

Funny story: Saddam Blames Tyrannical Reign on Childhood Accident

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Saddam Hussein stepped into an Iraqi court on Thursday and entered a new chapter in Iraq's history, hearing preliminary charges against him that included the gassing of Kurds and the invasion of Kuwait.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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