Having exhausted the number of people and ideas to shit on, the hound dog faced petrol head has just launched a new service for Glastonbury revellers. When the rain and mud has peaked, for a small fee, he will personally come along and piss in yo...
Keifer Sutherland publicly stepped out of reality on Nationwide TV yesterday, claiming that he would wake up tomorrow as Jack Bauer, his '24' alter ego, and solve the crisis in under "60 minutes", give or take an commercial break. However, it can...
Anticipation and speculation surrounding June 22nd's Budget from George Osbourne, has sparked a rise in sales in the classic 'couch wear' garment, the Wife Beater Vest. A poll by Mori has revealed that an unprecedented number of working men aged...
The CEO's of the two business giants, News Corp and Microsoft are to biologically merge, it was announced today. The operation which is expected to take 12 hours (US Time) will take place at the prestigious UCLA Medical Centre in LA. It is expe...
Marina Hyde,(61) prolific journalist and editor of Friday's popular Guardian G2 section 'Lost in Showbiz' column, has, unfortunately found herself, lost in showbiz. Surrounding herself continuously with footballers, music celebrities, TV presente...
The White House today unveiled details of a security breach that occurred over the previous weekend, when British born graffitti artist, Banksy climbed through Obama's bedroom window during the early hours. Banksy, who originates from Bristol in t...
Anne-louise Scrump (14) of Croyden, finally vented her spleen yesterday using the the popular social networking facility, Twitter. "Mi babys pram weel has been rite down to the metle for over a month now and he's down fuck all about it. One more B...
In a bizarre twist, British actress Emma Watson (41) is to abandon her innocence and cash in the on the growing tidal waves of masculine lust flooding the globe, by appearing in kids entertainment conglomerate Sidney's inaugural step into the lucrati...
Simon Cowell confirmed yesterday that his dog, Little Simon, shat on the living room carpet last Saturday and immediately spotted a hole in the market. "Everyone knows I'm a big fan of dog acts. But when I saw little Simon lay a cable at the weekend,...
Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc. today announced the release of their new iPie 1.0, specially designed for the UK market. "This will be a revolutionary change in the way consumers eat pastry," says Jobs, "The basic unit comes ready to eat, but can be...
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