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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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iPie to hit UK

Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc. today announced the release of their new iPie 1.0, specially designed for the UK market.

"This will be a revolutionary change in the way consumers eat pastry," says Jobs, "The basic unit comes ready to eat, but can be considerably enhanced with Apps for this life changing product that will include meat & potato, cheese & onion, steak & kidney and of course, apple, all downloadable for a small fee from the Appstore.

Accessories in the piepline expected to follow soon are iChips, iPeas and iGravy.

Ken Starship, President of The British Pastry Council reserves judgment for the time being. "That's all well and good, but what about pastie fans or sausage roll connisseurs? I'm not sure they'll be happy at being ignored. There's more than one way to get a heart attack."

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