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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Anne-louise Scrump (14) of Croyden, finally vented her spleen yesterday using the the popular social networking facility, Twitter.

"Mi babys pram weel has been rite down to the metle for over a month now and he's down fuck all about it. One more BJ and I'll sort it, he says, but he nevr duz", she wrote. "It's not like it needs an exaust or nuffink, just a tire. Second hand would do, innit."

Kwikfit fitter, Elvis Pratt was quick to defend himself, asking his mate Jez, to use his iPhone to twitter back:

"Elvis sez he'll do it next week, when he's off sick for the World Cup. He'll try and squeeze it in between matches and then do the tyre the following mornin!' -LOL- Bring sum White Lightening."

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